Sunday, June 13, 2010

Today's Spiritual Message: Canaries with Gray on Their Wings

Here is the principal message from the Lord's prophet, President Thomas S. Monson for the month of June:


Nearly 60 years ago, while I was serving as a young bishop, Kathleen McKee, a widow in my ward, passed away. Among her things were three pet canaries. Two, with perfect yellow coloring, were to be given to her friends. The third, Billie, had yellow coloring marred by gray on his wings. Sister McKee had written in a note to me: “Will you and your family make a home for him? He isn’t the prettiest, but his song is the best.”
 Sister McKee was much like her yellow canary with gray on its wings. She was not blessed with beauty, gifted with poise, or honored by posterity. Yet her song helped others to more willingly bear their burdens and more ably shoulder their tasks.
 The world is filled with yellow canaries with gray on their wings. The pity is that so precious few have learned to sing. Some are young people who don’t know who they are, what they can be or even want to be; all they want is to be somebody. Others are stooped with age, burdened with care, or filled with doubt—living lives far below the level of their capabilities.
 To live greatly, we must develop the capacity to face trouble with courage, disappointment with cheerfulness, and triumph with humility. You ask, “How might we achieve these goals?” I answer, “By gaining a true perspective of who we really are!” We are sons and daughters of a living God, in whose image we have been created. Think of that: created in the image of God. We cannot sincerely hold this conviction without experiencing a profound new sense of strength and power.
 In our world, moral character ofttimes seems secondary to beauty or charm. But from long ago the Lord’s counsel to Samuel the prophet echoes: “The Lord seeth not as man seeth; for man looketh on the outward appearance, but the Lord looketh on the heart” (1 Samuel 16:7).
 When the Savior sought a man of faith, He did not select him from the throng of the self-righteous who were found regularly in the synagogue. Rather, He called him from among the fishermen of Capernaum. Doubting, unschooled, impetuous Simon became Peter, Apostle of faith. A yellow canary with gray on his wings qualified for the Master’s full confidence and abiding love.
 When the Savior chose a missionary of zeal and power, He found him not among His advocates but amidst His adversaries. Saul the persecutor became Paul the proselytizer.
 The Redeemer chose imperfect people to teach the way to perfection. He did so then. He does so now—even yellow canaries with gray on their wings. He calls you and me to serve Him here below. Our commitment must be total. And in our struggle, should we stumble, let us plead: “Lead us, oh lead us, great Molder of men, out of the darkness to strive once again.”1
 My prayer is that we will follow the example of the Man of Galilee, who could be found mingling with the poor, the downtrodden, the oppressed, and the afflicted. May a true song come from our hearts as we do so.

Saturday, June 12, 2010

Blogger's previewer finally works like it should!

Normally, when I would click on the "PREVIEW" button while editing a post, it would open some puny little rectangle that was supposed to give me a flavor of what my post would look like.  The only problem was that it didn't work at all:  the preview often looked nothing whatsoever like the finished product.

All that has changed, though (finally).  Have a look:

Awesome Google Docs Labs in Gmail

Gmail labs is pretty cool.  I currently have 16 labs enabled (all below - listed alphabetically).  But I want to focus on Google Docs labs:  a) "Create a Document," b) "Google Docs gadget," and c) "Google Docs preview in mail."

Create a Document.  While working on projects, I like to refer to instructions or conversations found in a related email.  Sometimes I want to mark them up or expand on them, but this isn't possible with emails.  However, with Create a Document enabled, I can create a doc consisting of every email in the current conversation (how Gmail does emails).  Additionally, I can create a new Google doc right from Gmail - I just press "g" and then "w."  (Gmail keyboard shortcuts must be enabled in settings.)

Google Docs gadget.  There's not much to say beyond the summary below, but it's nice to have a little compendium of my recent docs and a quick place to search for them.  (Update:  I've decided I'm not a huge fan of this lab - it's largely duplicative, takes up space, is distracting, and includes items I've trashed, in the list.)

Google Docs preview in mail.  If you'd like a quick peek at a Google Doc, you can preview it right in Gmail.

I hope this helps you enjoy Google Docs more.  Please let me know if I you have questions about the labs I've covered or any I've enabled below.


Enabled Labs
Authentication icon for verified senders
by E R

Displays a key icon next to authenticated messages from certain senders that spammers attempt to fake. Currently works for mail from PayPal and eBay only.

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Canned Responses
by Chad P

Email for the truly lazy. Save and then send your common messages using a button next to the compose form. Also automatically send emails using filters.

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Create a Document
by Jeremie LE & David K

Allows you to create a Google Document from an email conversation or a new blank document if your keyboard shortcuts are enabled by hitting 'g' then 'w'.

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Don't forget Bob
by Ari L, Naty L & Ron M

Once you pick some email recipients, Gmail suggests more people you might want to include based on the groups of people you email most often.

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Google Docs gadget
by Claudia C and Ted C

Adds a box in the left column which displays your Google Docs. Shows recent docs, starred docs, and has fast search.

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Google Docs previews in mail
by Steven S, Jim M, Bob B, and Ted C

Shows previews of documents, spreadsheets and presentations directly in the email when you receive any link to a Google Doc. Also gives an option to open directly in Google Docs.

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Google Maps previews in mail
by Mark K

Shows Google Map previews of all the addresses found in an email.
Google Voice player in mail
by Robert D

Lets you play voicemails left on your Google Voice account right from the email notification.

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Got the wrong Bob?
By Assaf B.D. & Naty L

Doh, have you ever addressed an email too quickly, and included Bob (your boss) instead of Bob (your friend) by accident? If you're emailing more than two people at once, Gmail will check if you meant to include Bob Smith rather than Bob Jones based on the groups of people you email most often.

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Inserting images
by Kent T

Allows you to insert images into a message body. You can upload and insert image files in your computer, or insert images by URLs. This lab will not work if you have offline enabled.

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Navbar drag and drop
by Anatol P

Allows you to reorder the items in your navbar using drag and drop.

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Picasa previews in mail
by Dan, Stanley, Mark & Umesh

Shows photos previews whenever you receive a Picasa link in an email.

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Undo Send
by Yuzo F

Oops, hit "Send" too soon? Stop messages from being sent for a few seconds after hitting the send button.

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(Proverb) Cookies?

(This is a post the F-word will eat up.)
Whatever happened to getting a "fortune" (prediction) in a "fortune cookie"?

Christy bought some fortune cookies from Kroger for a women's night last night, and these are a few of the fortunes pulled out:


What the rainbow?

These are not fortunes, people, they're proverbs!  As a matter of fact, the third proverb was coined by a former coworker of mine (or was that Gandhi?).

Give me back my authentic Chinese experience as it was meant to be:  random predictions that are outrageously humorous.  E.g., "You will find great riches, soon" or "You will soon gain much weight."


Ah, well.  At least we can pretend all the rubbish Chinese spam I get in the comments section is burgeoning with fantastical predictions.  (Just don't click on any of them if you ever see one before I delete it "forever.")

Update:  Two more cookies.  a) Mine - "Turn your scars into stars" and b) Wife's - "Your friends love both sides of your temperament."  I guess I need to change this whole fortune cookie discontent into fortune cookie lemonade . . .

More than you ever cared to know about O.K. from reference.com

Word Origin & History

OK

1839, only survivor of a slang fad in Boston and New York c.1838-9 for abbreviations of common phrases with deliberate, jocular misspellings (cf. K.G. for "no go," as if spelled "know go"); in this case, "oll korrect." Further popularized by use as an election slogan by the O.K. Club, New York boosters of Democratic president Martin Van Buren's 1840 re-election bid, in allusion to his nickname Old Kinderhook, from his birth in the N.Y. village of Kinderhook. Van Buren lost, the word stuck, in part because it filled a need for a quick way to write an approval on a document, bill, etc. The noun is first attested 1841; the verb 1888. Spelled out as okeh, 1919, by Woodrow Wilson, on assumption that it represented Choctaw okeh"it is so" (a theory which lacks historical documentation); this was ousted quickly by okay after the appearance of that form in 1929.Okey-doke is student slang first attested 1932. Greek immigrants to America who returned home early 20c. having picked up U.S. speech mannerisms were known in Greece as okay-boys, among other things.
Online Etymology Dictionary, © 2010 Douglas Harper
Cite This Source

Yes, reference.com has begun to woo me with it's nifty little tidbits at the top of the screen (heck, I was going to stick with it, just because I like the thesaurus).  Here's an example, below, of how I found the above (click on it for a bigger/clear image):


Thursday, June 10, 2010

Apple's Market Cap is Higher than MS's - Did Everyone See This?

I'll be the first to admit (and many would chime in that) I'm no Apple fan-boy, but I've put off this historic post (because of it's history, not because I'm writing it) for too long.

Moreover, I don't know if anyone ever dreamed Apple would surpass Microsoft in market cap (for all you "Main Street" people, it essentially means how valuable a company is - basically stock price x # of shares).

Is the Redmond curtain crumbling?  I think the obvious answer is, YES!  Not that I'm necessarily excited, however:  there are a lot of good people at MS and I truly respect them for their hard work and dedication.  But the hard fact is that innovation waived bye-bye to MS years ago (or was it the other way around?) and MS has been reeling ever since Vista (at least).

Will Gate's empire come tumbling down tomorrow morning?  Definitely not.  But take a look at the dual (really one composite) future of computing:  mobile and cloud.  If you ask the perhaps-biased tech news how well MS is doing in these two areas, I guarantee you they will say, "Poorly, very poorly."

On the whole, mobile innovators right now = Google/Apple.  Cloud OS innovators right now = Google.  Advantage, Google(?)

Apple's got the cool factor going for it (still), but once Steve Jobs has another health failure or Apple stops being predominantly the "Stick-it-to-the-man, put-a-yuppy-sticker-on-your-car, and I-only-wear-a-black--turtleneck-and-jeans" 5% market share competitor, I don't know how much farther it can go.

Like I say, Apple's market has always been, IMHO, the self-proclaimed "avant-garde" (though the iPod, iPhone, and iPad were all trailing devices, not market pioneers) who are willing to pay a 25% premium for looking cool/feeling smarter about themselves.

Google's used to being a market dominator and not a niche player (think of the verb "google").  Yes, Apple owned mp3 players in the aughts (00-09), but it hasn't owned anything else, and the future of computing, cloud/mobile, will by necessity be open (there're just too many players and no one's been able to establish a MS stranglehold - Android is open source, after all).

Anyone who reads my blog (or looks at the top of it) can tell how much of a Google-ite I am, but reading the tea leaves, and as more and more people start migrating to the cloud, things are looking very promising for our Big Brother in Mountainview.

Remember, kids, "Don't be evil."  I just hope Big G still holds to this motto (many say it doesn't currently) once it's taken up MS's mantel as the world's preeminent computing power.

Running Chrome OS on My Laptop . . . Sorta


Today I realized something:  I may not truly have Chrome OS on my laptop, but I can pretend like I do.

Yes, since I've virtually vowed Office out of my life and taken the Google Docs/Chrome OS/Life in the cloud plunge, I decided to start transitioning myself toward a true Chrome OS experience.

What did I do?  Two things, basically.  1) I installed a digital clock extension in Chrome (I always like to know what the time is - you can see it next to my Google Voice icon) and 2) I reverted the Windows 7 taskbar back down to the bottom of the screen and set it to auto-hide.  (If essentially the only "window" I have open is Chrome, why do I want the taskbar cluttering up my screen real estate?)

So there you have it.  

Since basically the only program not available to me in Chrome was Office, and because I now use Google Docs instead (as much as I conceivably can - I've been essentially sequestered at work - grr), my transition is nearly complete.

Now I just need an official Chrome OS machine and the actual OS itself.  

Sadly, I don't think the wife is going to let me burn a whole in my pocket anytime soon (and, admittedly, she's right not too . . .  Chrome OS isn't out until sometime this fall!).

Google Voice VoIP finally here?

Last year, Google acquired Gizmo5 (a softphone provider, similar to Skype).  Recently, it acquired Global IP Systems (which I understand did the voice/video calls for at least Yahoo).  And, a day or two ago, Gmail finally enhanced it's chat UI to make voice/video calls more intuitive.


Now, it looks like Google's adding Google Voice VoIP right into Gmail.  For the reasons above, I think it's legit, it's just a matter of when!!!



Please, oh please, let it be soon, my cellphone reception in our apartment = basically zero!

Update:  This take from LifeHacker points out what I neglected above:  Google's been working on Google Voice desktop client for a while now.

Sunday, June 6, 2010

Today's Spiritual Message: Using New Technologies to Improve the Church's Website


In case you haven't heard, the Church's Website is undergoing a dramatic face lift.  The changes are pretty apparent and very impressive.  I won't detail them all here but simply provide a link to the developing site:

https://beta.lds.org/?lang=eng

Have a poke around and I think you too will be quite impressed with what's already there and the much, much more that's yet to come.

Goodwill and Nintendo: Goodbye to Romance, Goodbye to Friends

Maybe you didn't know it, but the Wife and I are pretty much the antithesis of "pack rats" - or at least it's kind of a family goal.

Before we moved here to Cincinnati, we really cleaned house and we recently did the same thing.

In fact, the CA finally decided to part with a few of his treasured belongings (or at least belongings that had been handed down to him or fallen into his possession).

More than anything, I'm talking about my good ole Minidiscman (not pictured) (ah, what a sad flop of technology - President Obama, get that sector up-and-running!!) and our last vestige of video games:  the Gamecube and its associated assortments.  Yes, F-Word, you read correctly, it's all gone.

We tried to sell it on Craig's list and eBay, but we had very minimal success there (although some of the games sold like hot cakes in Orem - big surprise?).

I've included below a link to Ozzy Osbourne's "Goodbye to Romance" because I feel like it truly captures the emotion of this sad and forlorn departure as no emotive swear word could ever hope to, and, of course, because people like the F-Word will easily associate with it.  I strongly suggest you listen to it as you gaze at the memorizing pictures.  (Just make sure you open it in a new tab or it will navigate you away from this page.)

Goodbye to Romance



Yeasterday has been and gone
Tomorrow will I find the sun or will it rain
Everybody's having fun except me I'm the lonely one
I live in shame

I said goodbye to romance, yeah
Goodbye to friends... I tell you
Goodbye to all the past
I guess that we'll meet, we'll meet in the end

I've been the king, I've been the clown
No broken wings can't hold me down
I'm free again
The jester with a broken crown
It won't be me this time around to love in vain

I said goodbye to romance, yeah
Goodbye to friends... I tell you
Goodbye to all the past
I guess that we'll meet, we'll meet in the end

And I feel the time is right although I know
That you just might say to me
What ya gonna do
What ya gonna do
But I have to take this chance
Goodbye to friends and true romance
And to all of you
And to all of you

Come on now...

I said goodbye to romance, yeah
Goodbye to friends... I tell you
Goodbye to all the past
I guess that we'll meet, we'll meet in the end

And the weather's lookin fine and I think the sun will shine again 
And I feel I've cleared my mind all the past is left behind again

I said goodbye to romance, yeah
Goodbye to friends... I tell you
Goodbye to all the past
I guess that we'll meet, we'll meet in the end

OPERA Idol


Okay, for all of you American Idol fans out there, you are going to be so wicked jealous of Yours Truly.

Yesterday morning, my wife forced (okay, how about cajoled?) me out of my computer cave, we scooped up the Beast (in her cute violet dress) and headed out for about two and a half hours of interestingness.

With all the numbers slapped on people's fronts, a European woman complaining about the complexity of the forms, some woman knitting in the final waiting room and trying to force her 6-year-old daughter to sing, via cellphone, for $1, Maria nesting herself in a small, plastic (and makeshift), "please recycle" container (gosh, I wish we had a camera for that one!), interestingly dressed contestants, the knitting woman tossing me a ball of cat-like yarn for Maria to bat around, and Simon Cowell reducing my wife to tears, it was almost as exciting as the rock-on and I-luv-U signs depicted above.  (On second thought, isn't the one in the middle supposedly the sign of the devil?)

Yes, eat your heart out, AIers.

Oh, I almost forgot, Simon Cowell wasn't there and the three judges were actually quite nice.

Christy sang Quando Men Vo - La Boheme in front of "three big wigs," and about ten other people comprised of vocal coaches, singers of the opera house, and acting teachers.  It was awesome; I could hear her from the knitting, er, waiting room.  She got to meet a couple of the people who run the Cincinnati Opera House and they were very supportive.

Christy felt pleased with her performance because the judges said she had a, "huge, grandiose voice" and that she doesn't need to worry about her voice so much as her "acting" (since when are opera singers known for their acting?).


And she was one of about 8-10 voices, of the contestants I heard, I could actually hear through the walls.  Tre impresive, no?

It was her first-ever audition!  Aside from dragging me out of a computing slumber to fulfill my spousal duties, I'm so proud of her!!

The Power of Stars on Earth?

Okay, I have to post on this one before it gets away from me.

This is a video that will truly make the F-Word proud.  It's got a combination of a) 80's synthesizer music, b) talk of something like a flux capacitor, c) power amplifiers, and d) more sweet music including something like Darth Vader's Imperial March theme, the throne room music from A New Hope, and even some TIE Fighter (the computer game) renditions!

It talks about a new form of power plant that will help us rule the galaxy as father and son! er, I mean, that will help us power stuff and understand stars better.  Click here for the article where I found it.

Heck, even Doc Brown would enjoy.  So enjoy!


Sunday, May 30, 2010

Chrome = Samus (Metroid)?

Am I the only one seeing the similarity here?

I think my wife has it right: the Chrome team knew that most of its initial users would be men who are very familiar with the pirate-defeating heroin, Samus Aran of Metroid.

So, any takers?

Today's Spiritual Message: Until We Meet Again

This 3:40 video is especially pertinent to Yours Truly, having lost a loved one (my father) at 7. What a wonderful story of service, dedication, and reunion on the day before Memorial Day.



I too know that because of Jesus Christ, a physical resurrection is real for all of us:
And though after my skin worms destroy this body, yet in my flesh shall I see God.  (Job 19: 26)

Saturday, May 29, 2010

Newest Poll (form, actually)

Would you rather . . .? Results


take a law school exam
(2 Responses)
29%
give birth
(3 Responses)
43%
go back to middle school
(0 Responses)
0%
watch the broncos lose to the 49ers 55-10 in Super Bowl XXIV
(2 Responses)
29%



I'm convinced of at least one thing:  I don't think any of you take these polls seriously!

I especially know that one mother chose "give birth" and that answer seems highly suspicious to me.

Ah, well.  Hope you enjoyed it!

ScanDrop: Scan Right Into Google Docs

Speaking of Google Docs, I found a small download that lets users scan items right into Google Docs (so they don't have to upload it later from the hard drive).

It's called ScanDrop.  It's pretty spartan, but for the time being (until Google adds it in by default), it's the best I know of.



Oh, and if you like the little screen shot I took from inside the browser, look into the Chrome extension Webpage Screenshot.  Also fairly spartan, but the simplest, quickest type I could find.

Happy Doc-ing.