Thursday, January 8, 2009

What's with the Speed Racers?


Take a long, hard look at the cartoon above. Look familiar? Seriously, though. How many of you go to work, day after day, and see mirror images of this clown sack whiz by in their souped up Mazda 456s (or whatever), only to then realize that, gee whiz, there are still like 35 other cars in front of them!

Will there ever come an era when the light of day will seep into their speedy helemts to enlighten them about a concept we call "traffic volume"?

It seems like one of my favorite pastimes has turned out to be having one of these "Speed Racers" pass me by (or cut me off) and then for to meet up with him at a stop light only a few hundred yards ahead. Shucks for him.

Don't worry, "Speed," you'll get there!!

"GO SPEED RACER, GO SPEED RACER, GO SPEED RACER GO-OOOOO!"

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