As in the past, I must give the F-Word credit where credit is due: http://fletchword.blogspot.com/2010/09/look-out-obama.html
In like manner, I feel compelled to cross-post this diamond in the rough. Enjoy!
If you're like me, at the end of this marvel you may still wonder if it's real. So far as I can tell, it is.
If this enthusiastic gentleman is unable to capture the county treasury position, I think he's got a shot at being Lou Piniella's replacement for the Seattle Mariners (General Manager). Make sure to read the third paragraph (with Bucknor). Good times.